Ask Slender Man~
acetoxylate:

I had to parody the Mona Lisa for my Art History class. Welp…. Slender Lisa happened.

acetoxylate:

I had to parody the Mona Lisa for my Art History class. Welp…. Slender Lisa happened.

Slendy? are you okay? you haven't updated in a while and im a little worried.

Ah. I’m fine, little one… Just… tough times and irritation…

never mind.... you can bring the children if you want... IF you help me pick out a dress.

Hm, fair enough. [/light smile] I would be glad to help.

you can i you want but.. I'd rather it not be children....

[/sigh] Then I suppose my catering skills would not be of use to you.

his name is Richard.. oh im so exited *hops around more*

[/squishes lightly] Oh, I’m happy for you~ Would you like me to cater the event? I feel I can find some particularly delicious children if you want me to~

My little sister went camping with her friends in the woods and she said she thought that she saw a faceless man in a suit... Mr. Slenderman, did she do something?

They were being VERY loud…. I decided to tell them to keep it down.

im getting married! *giggles* oh! im SO excited! *hops around in circles* hehehe!

Oh? <3 To who~?

slendy i have something to tell you~! *has a big smile on my face*

Oh? [/smiles] What would that be, dearie?

((TRIBE FUCKING TWELVE))

cyrusarc:

acetoxylate:

cyrusarc:

asktheslendy:

((New TribeTwelve entry… just confused the heck out of me. Noah is.. The Observer? What? I don’t.. I don’t even…. NOPE.

NOAH. STAHP.))

No, not The Observer.

Try again.

((I DON’T WANT TO TRY AGAIN ER6TG6EDSFRYBES I’M CRYING AND THERE ARE SOUNDS AND MY DOOR OPENED ITSELF TWICE IN THE PAST TEN MINUTES AND I DON’T WANT TO THINK ANYMORE ARTWER6TYERT7YUTSRTERYYT HELP MEEEE…….))

*pats head* after the initial shock you should be able to figure it out.

((Wait… Waitwaitwait…. no… no what. no. That’s not okay.. seriously… Nonono…. Okay so is he… No. Nonono. Fuck. No. You should be able to figure out who I’m guessing now.))

((NO MAN NOAH'S FIREBRAND.))

((REALLY!? FUCKING HELL I’M SO FUCKING CONFUSED QEJK576WTRRkygthsf it’s 1AM I DON’T NEED THIS JKTYERHYBTVKRHVKHELH MY LUNGS HURT.))